- Attributed to Brian Dyson, former CEO of Coca Cola Enterprises, in a commencement speech delivered at Georgia Tech in Atlanta, Georgia, on Sept. 6, 1996.
(Photo: Mr. Hayata)
Lyrics of "The Colonoscopy Song":Now the camera that they used is not like the ones on movie lots
When I had my colonoscopy, I had a question on my mind
Do we all look the same when the doctor sees us from behind?
Then I had the answer, I felt like such a fool
Cause the doctor smiled and said to me, "Your colon's really cool."
My colon's really cool, what a nice surprise
He sees a lot of colons, but my colon took the prize.
Then he added something that was even more divine
"We found a polyp hiding, Peter, but we caught it just in time
We found a polyp hiding, don't mean to sound so crass
But the polyp was discovered by a camera up ..."
My mother and my father spoke to me that very day
They said, "My son, it seems you've won the polyp prize, hooray, hooray, hooray!"