Friday, May 21, 2010

The Colonoscopy Song - Peter Yarrow

Peter Yarrow, of the legendary folk trio Peter, Paul and Mary, is most famous for co-writing "Puff, the Magic Dragon."

But Yarrow sang quite a different tune on "The Early Show" Tuesday: the world premiere of his "Colonoscopy Song."

“People are uncomfortable talking about colonoscopies,” said Yarrow, 71, who wrote and recorded the song for CBS Cares after doctors discovered a potentially cancerous polyp during his own procedure.
Lyrics of "The Colonoscopy Song":

When I had my colonoscopy, I had a question on my mind
Do we all look the same when the doctor sees us from behind?
Then I had the answer, I felt like such a fool
Cause the doctor smiled and said to me, "Your colon's really cool."

 My colon's really cool, what a nice surprise
 He sees a lot of colons, but my colon took the prize.

 Then he added something that was even more divine
 "We found a polyp hiding, Peter, but we caught it just in time
 We found a polyp hiding, don't mean to sound so crass
 But the polyp was discovered by a camera up ..."

 My mother and my father spoke to me that very day
 They said, "My son, it seems you've won the polyp prize, hooray, hooray, hooray!"
            Now the camera that they used is not like the ones on movie lots
            It's a camera that is tiny and it takes into your shots
            It's a camera that is groovy; It can twist and turn and bend
            To film your colon story and ensure a happy end.
            
            So listen to me closely for this not a lie
            Colon cancer can be beaten, if you are not camera shy
            Call you doctor swiftly, no ifs or other buts
            Schedule your colonoscopy, I know you've got the guts.

            My colon's really cool, what a nice surprise
            My doctor sees a lot of colons but mine took the prize
            Mine took the prize, my friends, mine took the prize
            My colon's really groovy, so my colon took first prize.

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Saturday, May 8, 2010

Flowers for Mothers

Beautiful, inspiring, funny quotes about mothers and motherhood. Share your favorite quotes here.
* Motherhood has a very humanizing effect. Everything gets reduced to essentials. 
- Meryl Streep
* When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. 
- Sophia Loren
* Mother--that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries. 
- T. DeWitt Talmage 
* If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?  
- Milton Berle
* There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding Carter, Jr.
* A sweater is a garment worn by a child when the mother feels chilly.  
- Barbara Johnson 

* If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do well matters very much. 
- Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
* A mother forgives us all our faults, not to mention one or two we don't even have
- Robert Brault
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